{"product_id":"sassy-birthday-card","title":"Sassy Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"160\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"160\"\u003eSassy Birthday Card – “One Year Closer to Shady Pines”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"162\" data-end=\"375\"\u003eGetting older is inevitable… but going quietly? Absolutely not. This bold and unapologetically sassy birthday card is perfect for the friend who embraces every year with humor, attitude, and just a hint of denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eFeaturing the line \u003cem data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"447\"\u003e“One Year Closer to Shady Pines: Happy Birthday,”\u003c\/em\u003e this card delivers the perfect mix of nostalgia and roast—ideal for best friends, siblings, or anyone who can take a joke (and dish it right back).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"856\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality cardstock with a clean, modern design, it’s equal parts stylish and savage. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday or just reminding someone that time waits for no one, this card guarantees laughs—and maybe a playful eye roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"882\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eWhy they’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"186f7qr\" data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eFunny without being basic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f7yfof\" data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"967\"\u003ePerfect for fans of witty, slightly ruthless humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yd6qt6\" data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003eA memorable alternative to boring birthday wishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1103\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause nothing says “I care about you” like a lovingly delivered reality check.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goodlifebean","offers":[{"title":"Too Hot to Age","offer_id":56197310611778,"sku":"xzw1789661727499","price":7.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aging Like Fine Drama","offer_id":56197310644546,"sku":"uxf1789661727500","price":7.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Main Character Energy","offer_id":56197310677314,"sku":"pmg1789661727501","price":8.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":56197310710082,"sku":"nee1789661727502","price":8.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":56197310742850,"sku":"xkp1789661727503","price":7.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":56197310775618,"sku":"hva1789661727504","price":8.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Balloon","offer_id":56197310808386,"sku":"fyn1789661727505","price":8.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":56197310841154,"sku":"dgv1789661727506","price":8.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/8380\/8066\/files\/sassy-birthday-card_1.jpg?v=1789661731","url":"https:\/\/abrasionresistclad.shop\/products\/sassy-birthday-card","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}