{"product_id":"grumpy-long-cat-pillow-plush","title":"Grumpy Long Cat Pillow Plush","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eGiant Long Cat Pillow Plush | The Grumpiest, Longest Cat Plushie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eMeet your new favorite emotional support plushie – a fantastically\u003cstrong\u003e long cat pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e that's perpetually judging your life choices! This delightfully grumpy feline stretches an impressive 135cm (53 inches) of pure sass and snuggle-worthy softness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e😾 Why Choose This Grumpy Cat Plushie?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003ePremium plush fabric that's irresistibly soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003ePerfectly captures that iconic feline disdain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eVersatile enough to be your bed buddy, couch companion, or office emotional support cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eMachine washable (because even grumpy cats need baths)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"4\"\u003eSturdy construction that maintains its shape through countless hugs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003eExpressive grumpy face that says \"I tolerate you... barely\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eSquishable, high-density filling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003eCat lovers seeking judgment-free cuddles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eAnyone needing a giggle on rough days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eOffice spaces lacking feline supervision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eBeds missing that special touch of attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"4\"\u003eLiving rooms requiring more personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e📏 Size Options:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003e135cm (53\") - Perfect for full-body snuggles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003e110cm (43\") - Ideal for couch lounging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003e60cm (24\") - Great for desk companionship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePackage Includes:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003e1* extraordinarily long and moody cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eLifetime supply of silent judgment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eThat warm fuzzy feeling of being tolerated by a cat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote\u003c\/strong\u003e: No actual cats were elongated in the making of this product. They wouldn't stand for it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eAdd some lengthy attitude to your life today with this perfectly grumpy, incredibly huggable companion! 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